Vulvania
If you've got trouble to be seen to, here's the gal that can handle it for you if the price is right. Vulnavia of the Picts has traveled to many lands in the past 10 to 15 years and has grown strong ties with several villages where she has sold her sword for a righteous cause, to defeat villainy... and for a couple of cold beers. She also appreciates Jackie Chan for the hard work he has put into his trade and that even though he has worked his way up through the ranks he still doesn't take himself too seriously.